I Want to Hit My Dad … Does Barefoot Agree?

Howdy Scott,

My dad and I are just about coming to blows! He has a mate, an investment manager, who is managing his $700,000 in superannuation. The portfolio currently has 15 holdings, all ETFs and LICs, and his ‘mate’ is slugging him $330 a quarter to manage this rubbish. I said I could do this for free, or spend a day explaining the basics so he could do it himself. His response: “I’m happy with how much I am making, plus you don’t know what you are talking about.” Haha! How can I get the message through to him that passive investing will take a whole 10 minutes out of his year to organise? Or should I just let him be?

Pete

Hi Pete,

I actually agree with your old man, for a couple of reasons:

At $330 a quarter ($1,320 a year), it represents around 0.18% per annum cost to his portfolio.

And, so long as he’s invested in decent, low-cost products (no expensive actively managed funds), he’ll be fine.

More importantly, if his ‘mate’ can stop him from freaking out and jumping off the stock market rollercoaster as we do the occasional loop-the-loop, then he will have more than earnt his money.

Don’t feel bad.

My old man talks to me about stocks all the time, but then when he wants ‘real’ advice he talks to my analyst Mike (who then says the same thing as me). It must be something about the fact that they’ve had to wipe our bottoms at one point in our lives.

Then again, their turn will come someday soon. Circle of life.

Scott