I’m Back

It's been a while since we last spoke.

Clearly.

“Well, I never thought I’d see you again”, grumbled my long-suffering editor.

Why’s that? I asked.

“Maybe because you basically fell off the face of the planet for the past six months!

“Your phone rang out.

“Your emails bounced back.

“And we couldn’t even track you on social media … because you’re not on it!”

I apologised profusely, and then placed this Christmas column on his desk.

I’ll be back in 2024, ready and raring to go.

Merry Christmas!