You're a Phony

Mr Barefoot,

You, mate, are a phony. Your book does not give any hard plan to succeed. All it does is give lots of homilies and hope signals. What a wanker. You are so far up yourself it’s a joke. You are a joke. Your mother must have thought you could do anything without even trying. 

Kevin

Hi Kevin,

I’ve read this question half a dozen times and I still can’t work out what you’re talking about.

Kevin, you’re like the crazy guy standing out the front of 7-Eleven yelling randomly at strangers.

Oh, and leave my mother out of it!

Scott