The Financial Dominatrix

Dear Scott,

Your column gave me an idea for a novel! Do you remember the question you answered yonks ago from the lady who said: “I’m a financial dominatrix. Do I have to pay tax?” I just had to find out what a financial dominatrix was! I found it so fascinating (a fetish where someone wants to be cursed and dominated financially), I just had to write a novel about it. My novel is called My Human ATM and it can be found on Amazon. It’s about Liza, who goes from financial doom to financial dominatrix. So thank you for the inspiration! Your column helps and enlightens in so many ways.
 
Rowena
 
Hi Rowena
 
Well, that was unexpected.
 
So this morning I downloaded your book and gave it a read. It’s like fifty shades of finance!
 
As a middle-aged house-husband, the closest I come to romance these days is looking longingly at the nuts on my trees. Your book was the spiciest stuff I’d read in … well, ever.  
 
It didn’t exactly poke my goat, but then again I don’t think I’m the target market!

Scott