Jimmy the Gold-Digger Responds

Hi Scott,

Having my gold question answered by you just knocked me off my old sneakers, and I was not offended whatsoever! On the contrary, I was overjoyed and showed your reply to my wife. She was overjoyed that you agreed with her about owning shares instead of gold. As a reward for my honesty, she wants to buy me a bar of gold bullion. I will be stroking gold soon and might even take it to bed. Maybe it will help me sleep better than a weighted blanket. Now all are happy, maybe even Karen who criticised you so intensely. Thanks a lot, mate.

Jimmy

Hey Jimmy,

I’m glad to be of service.

And given that I’ve been labelled a misandrist (‘man hater’), and been threatened with the Racial Discrimination Act, I will certainly not even comment about how happy I am that a 71-year-old bloke can go to bed ‘stroking’ a gold bar.

You got this!

Scott