Help a Stripper Out!

Dear Scott,

Hoping you can help a stripper out! My name is Emmy (stage name Charlotte), I am a 25-year-old stripper from Byron Bay, and I have just read your highly entertaining book. I would love your advice on budgeting. In my line of work, I can never estimate how much money I am going to make each week — some weekends it’s $3,000+, some weekends it’s less than $500. How do I manage this?

Emmy

Hi Emmy

I know what you’re doing … trying to get my attention with that opening line.

And you know what?

It worked.

My first thought is that being a stripper would be the ultimate cash business.

I mean, your clients literally throw money at you!

Then again, you’ll still face the same financial issues as any self-employed person.

My book sets out how I personally manage my own money … I’m self-employed, and it works for me!

That said, you need to do three things:

First, set up a separate bank account and deposit all the cash you receive.

The ATO data-matches billions of transactions, and they target people working in professions where cash is received. Report your tips in your tax return (usually at Item 2: ‘Allowances, earnings, tips and director’s fees’) and claim any legitimate work-related deductions (lingerie and the like), as with any job.

Second, transfer 35% of whatever you earn into a separate tax account so you’ll never be caught out at tax time.

Finally, work out the absolute minimum you need in your ‘Daily Expenses’ bucket and set up your other buckets by following the plan in my book. Any extra you earn after that should be applied to working through the Barefoot Steps, which will keep you growing a little wealthier each day.

People keep telling me that my ‘three jam jars’ system for kids doesn’t work because nobody uses cash anymore … maybe they need to come and see you at work!

Scott