A dog of an investment (that is rocketing)

Hayley thinks I’m a genius.

The young mum wrote to me this week after reading my Barefoot Investor for Families book.

She’d gotten to the part where I mentioned an investment that has rocketed 1,500% this year.

What was the investment?

Dogecoin.

Here’s what I wrote:

“Maybe you’ve picked this book up at the Romsey Op Shop in the year 2040. Maybe that guy on Twitter was right and the global currency is now Dogecoins. (Maybe not.)”

I was joking, of course.

Then again, so was the Aussie who invented Dogecoin, Jackson Palmer.

He and a mate typed up the cryptocurrency code when they were bored one afternoon in 2013.

“It was a piss-take”, he told the Wall Street Journal earlier this month.

Palmer created Dogecoin as a parody of all the scammy cryptocurrencies that were being launched in 2013. (The text on the Dogecoin logo reads “wow much coin how money so crypto plz mine v rich very currency … wow”.)

Yet that was then … and this is now.

And after a series of tweets from Elon Musk and Snoop Dog, and a riotous ramp by Reddit day traders, today the value of all the Dogecoins is … wait for it … $US10 billion.

Palmer, who gave away all his Dogecoins years ago, clearly wants nothing to do with the mongrel he created:

“It doesn’t make sense. It’s super absurd. The coin design was absurd.”

Woof! Woof!

Look, I kicked off my career twenty years ago at the height of the dot.com boom, and I can tell you it has nothing on the craziness that’s happening today.

Then again, back at the turn of the millennium the world’s central banks weren’t barking mad.

Today the US Federal Reserve has its printing press on overdrive and is flooding the world with trillions of freshly minted dollars. At the same time, interest rates are set at (basically) zero and will remain there for the foreseeable future.

With so much money sloshing around the world trying to find a home, is it any wonder some of it goes to the dogs?

“We are now living through the greatest disconnect between financial markets and the real economy that we have ever seen”, says billionaire and investment expert Mohamed El-Erian.

He’s right.

Financial markets are a dog’s breakfast.

I have no idea when it will end, but I have absolutely no doubt how it will end:

Badly.

Mark my words, there’s a punchline coming.

And it’s only when the joke lands that we’ll work out who finds themselves is in the doghouse.

Tread Your Own Path!